Emily learns to write press release: Jesse sleeps while dinner cools on table

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July 8, 2009

Emily learns to write press release:
Jesse sleeps while dinner cools on table

(New York) Emily, occupationally banished, learned how to write a press release while her tired and over-worked spouse, Jesse, took an extended nap.

On Wednesday, July 8, 2009 at 11:30 pm, Emily completed a dinner of Moroccan chicken kebabs, summer vegetables and couscous. According to witnesses, she then googled the following site: “Wiki: How to Write a Press Release”.

When reached for comment, Emily said: “I’m pleased to have learned this invaluable skill. Everyone should learn how to write a press release while dinner gets extremely cold. Especially when dinner involves perfectly-cooked grains that don’t reheat well.”

Emily was unable to comment further at Top Chef Masters was on, and “making her feel really, really untalented.”

In conjunction with sleeping through the dinner, Jesse noted: “ZZZZZZZZ.”

As Jesse slept, USA defeated Nicaragua 2-0 at RFK stadium.

Photos of the completely cold dinner: http://yfrog.com/5himg0163uj.

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