FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
July 8, 2009
Emily learns to write press release:
Jesse sleeps while dinner cools on table
(New York) Emily, occupationally banished, learned how to write a press release while her tired and over-worked spouse, Jesse, took an extended nap.
On Wednesday, July 8, 2009 at 11:30 pm, Emily completed a dinner of Moroccan chicken kebabs, summer vegetables and couscous. According to witnesses, she then googled the following site: “Wiki: How to Write a Press Release”.
When reached for comment, Emily said: “I’m pleased to have learned this invaluable skill. Everyone should learn how to write a press release while dinner gets extremely cold. Especially when dinner involves perfectly-cooked grains that don’t reheat well.”

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